1 The Squag of Squag.
1 This is the revelation of Squag, who is also known as The
Squag, Squagity Squag, and His Squagishness.
2 Squag is a God, and there is no other God but Squag.
3 Without presupposing Squag, you cannot know anything.
4 If you do not presuppose Squag, you have no basis for the
laws of logic.
5 If you do not presuppose Squag, you have no basis to
assume the uniformity of nature.
6 If you do not presuppose Squag, you have no basis for the
objectivity of morals.
7 Squag is omnipotent, by which is meant that he can perform
all true tasks.
8 Squag is omniscient, by which is meant that he can know
all knowable things.
9 Squag is perfectly good, by which is meant that he does
not sin. It is not that he lacks the power to sin, but
that his absolute
Squagishness is so perfect that we can be certain that it will never come about
that he sins.
10 Because lying is a sin, it can never come about that
Squag lies.
11 Squag is eternal.
12 Squag is the creator of all things except himself. This
includes your reasoning faculties.
13 Because Squag, who never lies, created your faculties,
you can trust them.
14 Everyone knows Squag exists. Those who claim they do not
are merely suppressing the truth in unsquagishness.
15 It is not a lack of evidence that makes them reject
Squag, but their sins.
16 Because of this, it is worthless, even though not a sin,
to give evidence that Squag exists, and that this is his revelation.
17 Instead, you must show the unbeliever that and how he
must assume that Squag exists before proving anything.
18 The proof that Squag exists is that without him, you
cannot prove anything else.
